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Sarcastic Daydreamer/Insomniac

Okay, so I'm pretty new to this as I only just recently came to the realization that I am asexual. While I do long to fall in love and achieve my happily ever after, I find that I don't really enjoy having sex. I've tried it a few times, and each time I felt really bored and never got turned on. Sure, I'll daydream about having sex and it'll seem fun and exciting, but the actual act itself is not enjoyable or worth my time.

Anyway, here's a little about myself:

First thing to know, I am EXTREMELY sarcastic. Everything I say is usually a joke unless I state otherwise, so please no one take offense. I'm also a huge bookworm (love Percy Jackson!) and a Koreaboo with a side of weeb. (If you haven't figured it out by now, I'm a complete geek!) My best feature (besides my beautiful hair) would definitely be my witty and sarcastic personality. (I just can't help that I'm fucking awesome :p) Also, I'm a ping pong extraordinaire and kick ass at pool. I absolutely hate sleeping, and I am obsessed with Pepsi and love pickles and cheesecake (but not together!). Lastly, I am huge on volunteering (my motto is that I live to help others) and my hobbies include playing tennis, editing anything I can get my hands on, and solving any type of problems for fun (math, chemistry, puzzles, etc.). Oh, and if anyone gave me a kitten, I'd marry them on the spot.

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My Asexual Preferences

How long have you been asexual?Only recently
What would be your ideal first platonic date?A hike, A bar
Would you describe yourself as bi-romantic or pan-romantic?neither

Appearance

EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageAmerican
BuildAverage
Height5' 1" (155 cm)
Eye ColorHazel
Hair ColorBrown
Hair LengthShoulder length
Best featureHair
Body ArtPierced... but only ear(s)
Health ConditionNo problems
My AttractivenessAverage

Situation

Relationship StatusSingle
Has childrenNo children
Wants kidsNot sure
Living ArrangementsAlone
Wants to RelocateMaybe
Has a carNo

Education & Employment

EducationUniversity Bachelors
SpecialtyArt / Music / Literature
Employment StatusStudent

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesDramas, Movies, Re-runs, Science fiction
Favorite TV showsNCIS, Psych, Lucifer
Falling Skies, Jericho, The 100
Marvel
Korean Dramas
Anime
Favorite movies typesAction, Science fiction, Romance, Drama, Family, Animation
Favorite moviesHunger Games
Harry Potter
Percy Jackson
Tangled (Disney)
Invisible
Man on Ledge
A Walk to Remember
Avengers
Spiderman
Sherlock Holmes
Music typesCountry, Rock, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Punk
Favorite artistsTaylor Swift
Sleeping with Sirens
Nickleback
Bowling for Soup
Linkin Park
Imagine Dragons
Papa Roach
Journey
Miley Cyrus
Adele
Billy Joel

Movie Soundtracks (OST)
Reading selectionFantasy, Fiction, Science fiction
Favorite booksPercy Jackson
Hunger Games
Harry Potter
Sarah Dessen novels
The Host
Idea of funBeing active (hikes, runs, biking), being lazy (movies), ping pong, laughing, bars, talking, stargazing, staring at walls, daydreaming, eating, beer pong, tennis, and not sleeping.
HobbiesExercising, Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, TV, Movies, Games, Dining, Playing cards, Volunteering, Shopping

Personality

SmokerDon't smoke
DrinkingLight / social drinker
Social behaviorFunny
Friends describe asA flirt
In High School I was a(n)Nerd
Sense of humorDry / sarcastic
My great timeHanging out with friends, Partying, Going shopping, Staying at home, Trying new things, The movies, Relaxing, Clubbing / bars, Drinking, Reading a book, Playing dress-up, TV, Going to a museum
Always wanted to tryHiking, bar hopping

Views

Political viewsI don't like politics
ReligionAgnostic
Attend religious servicesOn holidays
Goal in lifeTo help others, whether through volunteer work or just by smiling at and holding a door open for someone.

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great skills, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
Look for in a partnerMust be funny!! Must understand my sarcasm. Not offended easily!!!
On the first dateI'm up for whatever the other person wants to do.